Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[JasonJG]

Originally Posted by denounce

Lucky ah gong not together with them in the photos

They are not Ah Gong's girlfriends lah, Ah gong downloaded photos from SBF

[Hurricane88]

Rumor says LFC bought KFC and change logo.

[Hurricane88]

Hainanese joke😊

It seemed the Hainanese were the first to eat buah petai.

Long ago one afternoon when Ahmad walked into his regular coffee shop he saw the owner peeling seeds from seedpots of some kind of fruit.

Out of curiosity he asked. "Beh deh, apa nama buah ini?"

The coffee shop owner also didn't know what it was called. He answered "Wa Boh Tai".

From that day the fruit got its name buah petai!! 🤣🤣🤣

*To all Hainanese friends.. Now you know*

[ah rat]

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[Hurricane88]

Now money not easy to earn. In order to increase my income, I decided to drive grab..

Morning I send wife to work. I picked up one passenger on the way. 🙎🏻‍♀️

Wife reached office first and she alighted. The passenger asked: why that lady not paying fare? 🤨

I reply: yesterday she slept over at my place, this week she don't need to pay for fares.👏👏

The passenger spoke softly: tonight I'm free too.👍

How? Grab or not?🤔💋🤷‍♂

[mgluulay]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Now money not easy to earn. In order to increase my income, I decided to drive grab..

Morning I send wife to work. I picked up one passenger on the way. 🙎🏻‍♀️

Wife reached office first and she alighted. The passenger asked: why that lady not paying fare? 🤨

I reply: yesterday she slept over at my place, this week she don't need to pay for fares.👏👏

The passenger spoke softly: tonight I'm free too.👍

How? Grab or not?🤔💋🤷‍♂

The only problem; the passenger is male.

[dyelook]

laughter bumps...

[Hurricane88]

A German walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender tells him : "100 euros!"

The German is shocked - "100 euros? yesterday it was only 10 euros !"

"Well, today it is 100 euros."

- "But why 100, damn it?"

Bar tender : "I'll explain it,
-10 euros is beer,
-10 to help Ukraine,
-20 assistance to European countries who have imposed sanctions and are not members of the EU.
-10 euros in aid to the UK, for successful implementation of sanctions against Russia.
-Then 10 euros are sent to the Balkan countries as aid to buy furnace coal.
- and finally, 40 euros for a gas subsidy for the EU and fund to help maintain sanctions!"

The German silently took out the money and gave the bartender 100 euros.

The bartender took them, entered in the cash register and gave him 10 euros back.

German in disbelief : "Wait, you said 100 euros, right ? I gave you 100, why are you giving me back 10 euros?"

*"Ahh... We have no beer!"*

[Hurricane88]

[malaysiapig]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

A German walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender tells him : "100 euros!"

The German is shocked - "100 euros? yesterday it was only 10 euros !"

"Well, today it is 100 euros."

- "But why 100, damn it?"

Bar tender : "I'll explain it,
-10 euros is beer,
-10 to help Ukraine,
-20 assistance to European countries who have imposed sanctions and are not members of the EU.
-10 euros in aid to the UK, for successful implementation of sanctions against Russia.
-Then 10 euros are sent to the Balkan countries as aid to buy furnace coal.
- and finally, 40 euros for a gas subsidy for the EU and fund to help maintain sanctions!"

The German silently took out the money and gave the bartender 100 euros.

The bartender took them, entered in the cash register and gave him 10 euros back.

German in disbelief : "Wait, you said 100 euros, right ? I gave you 100, why are you giving me back 10 euros?"

*"Ahh... We have no beer!"*

[AmpedUp]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Hainanese joke😊

It seemed the Hainanese were the first to eat buah petai.

Long ago one afternoon when Ahmad walked into his regular coffee shop he saw the owner peeling seeds from seedpots of some kind of fruit.

Out of curiosity he asked. "Beh deh, apa nama buah ini?"

The coffee shop owner also didn't know what it was called. He answered "Wa Boh Tai".

From that day the fruit got its name buah petai!! 🤣🤣🤣

*To all Hainanese friends.. Now you know*

Very funny

[SBMEDSUP]

Thanks for the nice jokes.

[Hurricane88]

A man and his wife were in court to contest a divorce. The problem in contention was ....who should have the possession of the child? The man or the woman?

The woman jumped up and said:- "My Lord, I am the mother of the child, I brought her into this world, with pain and labour.... alone".

The judge then turned to the man and gave him the chance to defend himself and the man said:-
"My Lord, I have a question, when you insert your ATM card into the ATM machine and the money comes out does the money belong to you or the machine?"

😀😀😀😳🤔🙄
Court adjourned!!!

😬😁😜

[SBMEDSUP]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

A man and his wife were in court to contest a divorce. The problem in contention was ....who should have the possession of the child? The man or the woman?

The woman jumped up and said:- "My Lord, I am the mother of the child, I brought her into this world, with pain and labour.... alone".

The judge then turned to the man and gave him the chance to defend himself and the man said:-
"My Lord, I have a question, when you insert your ATM card into the ATM machine and the money comes out does the money belong to you or the machine?"

😀😀😀😳🤔🙄
Court adjourned!!!

😬😁😜

Thanks for the nice jokes.