Some Tricky Situations You've Been Through...........

[shadowlunar04]

Come and share some of your tricky situations which almost kanna caught by your CO/OC/gf and how you bluff you way through. I hope by doing this some bros may benefit from reading our experiences. As usual, threadstarter kick off first.

Last year, I hooked up with a insurance advisor (later, I got to bonk her ) and she was doing some hard sellings. As the end of the year approached, she was kinda desperate to meet her sales quota. She was very persistent in selling her insurance and I was in kinda "go through motion" attitude everytime she's tried to promote her plans.

My tricky situation originated when she was giving me a treat in Chinese restaurant at Causeway Point. She was trying to tempt me with free meals, kekeke.........fat hope because I knew that's more to come. In the midst of dining and promoting her plans, I had a urgent nature call and went to the toilet outside the restaurant. I left my handphone on the table. When I came back, she told me my phone rang and she answered on my behalf. She told me it was a lady. I thought it was one of my customers who was pressing me for some industrial parts (I'm also into purchasing for my customers). So, I did not bother to call back or check the caller.

Little that I know, that lady was my CO! I realised that when I reached home that night. I could sensed something is wrong because the whole house atmosphere was different. My wife confronted me on the spot. KNS, it was like a "pop quiz" situation. I had a difficult time keeping my cool and tried to cook up some Ali Baba stories to pacify her. I told her I was out with one of my customers and he brought along his female colleague. It took me a couple of hours to explain and she finally believed my cook up stories half heartedly. But, she did not pursue the incident after that.

From the day onwards, I've learnt another lesson. NEVER LET ANOTHER WOMAN ANSWER YOUR HANDPHONE FOR YOU. Another lesson learned from one of my friends, NEVER LEAVE ANY PAPER TRAILS WHEN CHEONGING. All payments must be settled by cash. No credit cards or cheques. Throw all receipts away, don't keep it.

[sToNeCoLd]

Originally Posted by shadowlunar04

Come and share some of your tricky situations which almost kanna caught by your CO/OC/gf and how you bluff you way through. I hope by doing this some bros may benefit from reading our experiences. As usual, threadstarter kick off first.

Last year, I hooked up with a insurance advisor (later, I got to bonk her ) and she was doing some hard sellings. As the end of the year approached, she was kinda desperate to meet her sales quota. She was very persistent in selling her insurance and I was in kinda "go through motion" attitude everytime she's tried to promote her plans.

My tricky situation originated when she was giving me a treat in Chinese restaurant at Causeway Point. She was trying to tempt me with free meals, kekeke.........fat hope because I knew that's more to come. In the midst of dining and promoting her plans, I had a urgent nature call and went to the toilet outside the restaurant. I left my handphone on the table. When I came back, she told me my phone rang and she answered on my behalf. She told me it was a lady. I thought it was one of my customers who was pressing me for some industrial parts (I'm also into purchasing for my customers). So, I did not bother to call back or check the caller.

Little that I know, that lady was my CO! I realised that when I reached home that night. I could sensed something is wrong because the whole house atmosphere was different. My wife confronted me on the spot. KNS, it was like a "pop quiz" situation. I had a difficult time keeping my cool and tried to cook up some Ali Baba stories to pacify her. I told her I was out with one of my customers and he brought along his female colleague. It took me a couple of hours to explain and she finally believed my cook up stories half heartedly. But, she did not pursue the incident after that.

From the day onwards, I've learnt another lesson. NEVER LET ANOTHER WOMAN ANSWER YOUR HANDPHONE FOR YOU. Another lesson learned from one of my friends, NEVER LEAVE ANY PAPER TRAILS WHEN CHEONGING. All payments must be settled by cash. No credit cards or cheques. Throw all receipts away, don't keep it.

Well done.Note taken.

sToneCold

[yanki1]

i thing i learn of is die die nev admit. make your stand...

[shadowlunar04]

Ermmm........dear bro stonecold, pls don't quote the whole post unless your feel that you have too many rep pts and want to it give away. Pls edit your post ASAP.

Btw, thanks for the encouragement.

[singexpat]

One of my buddy kanna something rather rare..

He went for a FL session, n wash his dick with those hotel soap (cheapo type) n tot no evidence liao..

Then his CO ask him to undress himself n smell his dick when he's home..
needless to say, he was KIA..

[BigDrill]

Woaaahh KIA b'cos of nice soap smell... that has been my biggest fear ever when i go to hc....

Initially i have a standby cloth just damp and i wipe myself when i return to the car. I also smoke heavyly in the car without the windows down for a while and let the smoke seep into the cloths as well as wipe myself again before i drive home. Always drive home with the windows down enjpy the fresh air. Get home that time have to be careful cannot be too quick to strip and take bath sure die.

Now a day different game. i tell my GF that i m too stress so go to spa.(for facilities) she is aware of the girl and services but kept telling her not interested so make sure you pay for spa facilites and keep the bill then conviniently show it around to show that i just ate and relaxed nothing else. now she is so use to it that if i disappear for spa and do what ever i want come back smelling nice i tell her im more relax.

[just4fun]

Originally Posted by singexpat

One of my buddy kanna something rather rare..

He went for a FL session, n wash his dick with those hotel soap (cheapo type) n tot no evidence liao..

Then his CO ask him to undress himself n smell his dick when he's home..
needless to say, he was KIA..

That is why...I never use their soap to bath during all these session...

If die die bo pian...just jog ard first and perspire like a dog...reach home...kpkb to ur wife abt the weather and rush to the toilet asap...

Anyway...i almost kana caught b4...i bonk this suzhou gal (i hv a special liking of suzhou gal as I am working over here mah) from MG KTV when i was back in singapore...then this stupid gal kept calling me on my china phone especially during 8plus at night....

OC damn angry man... i told her it is a ktv gal whom gotten my hp no when i was entertaining my client....I smoke her upside down for a very long time...
luckily she buys my story....heng heng

[singexpat]

Originally Posted by just4fun

OC damn angry man... i told her it is a ktv gal whom gotten my hp no when i was entertaining my client....I smoke her upside down for a very long time...
luckily she buys my story....heng heng

haha.. pray u heng heng always ah..

I was damn shocked when he told me this... but later laugh till tears come out..

[biker_man]

sorry for a slight divertion of the topic. mine is more like "Tricky situation that i kena caught"

A few years ago I got into shit because of small lovebite on my neck, I tried to divert her attention saying that it was a bruise. Some more for that lovebite, it was given by a girl in a disco, but I really did not do anything with her at all, not even kiss! Freaking chick was a friends friend, and she got drunk and ask me to help her stand, next thing i know she is mawing on my neck, and i pushed her off, only to find that its too late. kena marked on the neck. I thought siao liao, really innocent this time, but shit is gonna hit the fan

When I met OC i told her the stupidest lie in my life. I told her I was riding motorbike back home and a stone got kicked up by the truck in front of me and hit my neck and thus caused a bruise. (I am a lousy liar I know). Obviously my OC being 1) not blind 2) quite worldy, could see the difference between a bruise and a lovebite.

Because I insisted on keeping to my tune that it was a piece of stone that caused the mark on the neck, this incident caused a rift in our 6 year relationship that lasted almost half a year. Finally after one of our fights (we seldom fought prior to this incident) I told her the truth about the girl in the disco. And my OC just went "that's all I wanted from you, the truth, I don't want you to act like I am some idiot". Funny thing is I totally realise that now. I should not have lied, and should have been more forthright with her. We almost never fight nowadays.

But a word of caution, not all OC's are like that, mine is quitely worldly, and allows me to go to KTV's and even just recently forced me to hold a hardcore KTV session with a few of my mates for my b'day. She understands a man is a man, but as long as I know where is home, and give her the attention, love and care that she duly deserves, I have carte blache.

Of course, I am very discreet and am careful with my actions, and coming home smelling of another woman or of fresh soap is something I never do.

To make sure I cover up any suspicious odours/smells, I do something quite silly, I go to 7-eleven near my house, buy a can of beer and use it like eau de toilette. No joke. I pour it on my hands, splash some on the neck, face and hair rub it on my t-shirt, under the t-shirt, on the jeans and (don't laugh) in the crotch area.

Don't fu&k with a woman's sense of smell, they are very sensitive to anything out of the norm.

[singexpat]

Originally Posted by biker_man

To make sure I cover up any suspicious odours/smells, I do something quite silly, I go to 7-eleven near my house, buy a can of beer and use it like eau de toilette. No joke. I pour it on my hands, splash some on the neck, face and hair rub it on my t-shirt, under the t-shirt, on the jeans and (don't laugh) in the crotch area. Don't fu&k with a woman's sense of smell, they are very sensitive to anything out of the norm.

Bro, u hiong ah.. put beer on crotch..

Tink some super-drama women will tink e girl BBBJ u with beer..

[biker_man]

ha ha ;-)

in my mind, better beer than soap, or worse OC detect another woman's CB smell.

That one really gone case liao

[kinjio]

[QUOTE=biker_man]sorry for a slight divertion of the topic. mine is more like "Tricky situation that i kena caught"
To make sure I cover up any suspicious odours/smells, I do something quite silly, I go to 7-eleven near my house, buy a can of beer and use it like eau de toilette. No joke. I pour it on my hands, splash some on the neck, face and hair rub it on my t-shirt, under the t-shirt, on the jeans and (don't laugh) in the crotch area.

I've been out-stationed and been a while i post. Finally I found this topic which got my itchy fingers going again.

Bro b_m.. U R NoT ALONE. hahaha.. I do that as well!! 1 time told my OC go 4 guys nite drinking (which was true, but left early for a rendevour wif my fling). After sending fling hm, went to 7-11 nearby and gulp down 2 cans of beer in a whif, balance splash like cologne. Cos earlier alcohol already evaporated frm my system after the streneous shag + smell too fresh wif the in-between-shag-showers-cum-shag... Asked cabby to drop me off some distance b4 my place so can work-up the alcohol wif some brisk walk.. dan climb stairs up to my unit.. Hell that was a true work out cos I stayed > 10 floors up...

Cheers.. I'm glad to be back...

[HeadOn]

pardon my ignore....a gal can really smell out another gal presence one meh??..so sensitive one ah?...

btw, if only a lovebite n no bonking the gal, best is come clean when found out, cos if din do anything, u would be very firm..n since gal is sensitive, they can sense it u lying or not..

as for those soap smell...best is sign up some gym package..den say u go gym workout, bath liao got smell mah..haha

[kinjio]

Another recent encounter was my overseas gf giving me luv bites during our pre-departure passionate romp.. turned out I have 2 find excuses and delay for 3 days b4 i returned hm..

On my hm coming welcome shag with OC, alas! the bites on body still can b seen vaguely (colour faded, like blue-black).. BUT LUCKY though, gf bite though hard not so skillful, one big lump.. Told OC I clumpsy got the bruises during my trip (luggage knocks la..etc..) N she bought the story only cos she knows I'm always clumpsy n careless always get or-qi... heee

[singexpat]

Originally Posted by biker_man

in my mind, better beer than soap, or worse OC detect another woman's CB smell.

That one really gone case liao

haha.. good suggestion..

any more tips for new birds like me??