Chitchat lan jiao china life guard

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friend told me today he went to seng kang sports centre swimming pool and their deep pool for aduts got real stupid rule never seen in elsewhere before, authority real stupid, both right and left lane for kids training only and centre part very small for people to swim only and cannnot idle in pool. then friend swim centre part and after a while heard life guard whistle and upon reach the pool edge life guard came over told frined must swim right side near the float lane, again another stupid rule. friend replied ok and continued why ah life guard walked away. fren confirmed he is from china as he waited a while then regurgitate the memorized statement out in china accent and cant reply fren question. such a lan jiao foreign life guard better not swim in public pool anymore coz if you drown they will ony think you are playing, so danger better pay $20,000 for an atas clubhouse membership got aircon sheltered pool but water heated to warm so on top cool and water warm, plus red wine to drink and cigar to smoke free. annual fee SGD20,000. better than public pool poor locals have to risk lives to swim hahaha.


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