Japanese women vs. Chinese women

[HorBo]

Japanese women vs. Chinese women

1.

Japanese women often teach their children to bravely fight the forces of evil, and even if they lose, it is still infinitely glorious, the highest honor.

Chinese women often teach their children that when they encounter the forces of evil they must be good at hiding/running away/avoiding. They say that God will punish them [the forces of evil].

2.

Japanese women believe Japan is the world’s greatest country.

Chinese women usually believe that the moon may be rounder abroad ["the grass is greener"].

3.

Japanese women usually believe marrying foreigners is a kind of disgrace.

Chinese women usually feel that marrying foreigners is a kind of infinite glory.

4.

Japanese women are normally lady-like, but dirty in bed.

Many Chinese women are lady-like in bed, but dirty out of bed.

5.

Most Japanese women abide by the rules of a woman, supporting her husband, raising her children, dutifully.

China is the world’s number one country for one-night stands and extramarital affairs.

6.

Japanese women are almost all very filial, seeing their mother-in-law as their own mother.

Most Chinese women are all too eager for their mother-in-law to quickly die.

7.

Japanese wives treat their husbands with encouragement and concern. Returning home late at night exhausted at the end of a day, the wife will say “you’ve had a tough day.”

Chinese wives treat their husbands with complaints and scolding. Returning home late at night exhausted at the end of a day, the wife will roar “where the hell did you go this time?”

8.

Most young Japanese girls will find a man who is around their age to marry, and make a life with him together.

Young Chinese girls always find a wealthy “old” man, and don’t mind even being his Nth mistress/wife.

9.

Japanese mothers teach their daughters to look after their husbands, and diligently be filial to her parents-in-law.

Chinese mothers teach their daughters that they must keep firm control of all the man’s assets.

10.

Japanese women can tolerate men without money [poor men], but definitely cannot tolerate cowardly and weak men.

Chinese women can tolerate cowardly and weak men, but definitely cannot tolerate men without money.

11.

Japanese women see manly men as the most charming men.

Chinese women see manly men as male chauvinists.

12.

Most Japanese women are very lenient towards men’s infidelity.

Most Chinese women are very lenient towards their own infidelity.

13.

Japanese women almost never say bad things about Japanese men in public or in the media.

Chinese women always loudly curse and mock Chinese men on various media.

14.

The first words of Japanese women on their wedding night is: “If I do not look after/service you well tonight, please be forgiving.”

The first words of Chinese women on their wedding night is: “Hurry and see how much money was received today.”

[drunken]

Originally Posted by HorBo

Japanese women vs. Chinese women

1.

Japanese women often teach their children to bravely fight the forces of evil, and even if they lose, it is still infinitely glorious, the highest honor.

Chinese women often teach their children that when they encounter the forces of evil they must be good at hiding/running away/avoiding. They say that God will punish them [the forces of evil].

2.

Japanese women believe Japan is the world’s greatest country.

Chinese women usually believe that the moon may be rounder abroad ["the grass is greener"].

3.

Japanese women usually believe marrying foreigners is a kind of disgrace.

Chinese women usually feel that marrying foreigners is a kind of infinite glory.

4.

Japanese women are normally lady-like, but dirty in bed.

Many Chinese women are lady-like in bed, but dirty out of bed.

5.

Most Japanese women abide by the rules of a woman, supporting her husband, raising her children, dutifully.

China is the world’s number one country for one-night stands and extramarital affairs.

6.

Japanese women are almost all very filial, seeing their mother-in-law as their own mother.

Most Chinese women are all too eager for their mother-in-law to quickly die.

7.

Japanese wives treat their husbands with encouragement and concern. Returning home late at night exhausted at the end of a day, the wife will say “you’ve had a tough day.”

Chinese wives treat their husbands with complaints and scolding. Returning home late at night exhausted at the end of a day, the wife will roar “where the hell did you go this time?”

8.

Most young Japanese girls will find a man who is around their age to marry, and make a life with him together.

Young Chinese girls always find a wealthy “old” man, and don’t mind even being his Nth mistress/wife.

9.

Japanese mothers teach their daughters to look after their husbands, and diligently be filial to her parents-in-law.

Chinese mothers teach their daughters that they must keep firm control of all the man’s assets.

10.

Japanese women can tolerate men without money [poor men], but definitely cannot tolerate cowardly and weak men.

Chinese women can tolerate cowardly and weak men, but definitely cannot tolerate men without money.

11.

Japanese women see manly men as the most charming men.

Chinese women see manly men as male chauvinists.

12.

Most Japanese women are very lenient towards men’s infidelity.

Most Chinese women are very lenient towards their own infidelity.

13.

Japanese women almost never say bad things about Japanese men in public or in the media.

Chinese women always loudly curse and mock Chinese men on various media.

14.

The first words of Japanese women on their wedding night is: “If I do not look after/service you well tonight, please be forgiving.”

The first words of Chinese women on their wedding night is: “Hurry and see how much money was received today.”

bro, nice..
upz u!

got in Chinese version??

[joew2005]

hello HorBo,i hate 2 say it ... but the comparison u did betw jap women & chinese women r rite ... esp 4, 8, 9, 10, 12, 13 & 14.

[brownant]

Thanks for sharing.

[HorBo]

Originally Posted by drunken

bro, nice..
upz u!

got in Chinese version??

hey bro, no chinese version leh.. paiseh.
thanks for upping me.. cheers!!

[owl888]

No. 4 - Does Japs woman still actively have sex with their husband after giving birth?

[hamsapkwai]

For the benefit of bro Drunken. Excuse the usual odd sounding stuff in literal translation
1。

日本妇女经常教导自己的孩子勇敢地打击邪恶势力，即使他们输了，它仍然是无限的光荣，最高荣誉 。

中国妇女经常教导自己的孩子，当他们遇到邪恶势力，他们必须隐藏/逃跑/避免。他们说，上帝会惩罚他们的邪恶势力]。

2。

日本女性认为，日本是世界上最伟大的国家。

中国妇女通常认为，月球可能是全才国外[“草更绿”]。

3。

日本女性通常认为嫁给外国人是一种耻辱。

中国的女人通常觉得，嫁给外国人是一种无限的荣耀。

4。

日本妇女通常是淑女般的，但在床上的肮脏。

很多中国女性是淑女，在床上，但床脏了。

5。

大多数的日本女性，遵守规则的女人，支持她的丈夫，尽职尽责，提高她的孩子。

中国是世界上一夜情和婚外恋的一个国家。

6。

日本女性几乎都是很孝顺婆婆，看到自己的母亲。

大多数中国妇女都婆婆太渴望迅速死亡。

7。

日本妻子对待自己的丈夫的鼓励和关注。返回在一天结束时用尽晚上很晚才回家，妻子会说“你有一个艰难的一天 。”

中国妻子对待自己的丈夫与投诉和责骂。返回在一天结束时用尽晚上很晚才回家，妻子会吼“你去地狱的这段时间 呢？”

8。

最年轻的日本女孩，会发现他们结婚的年龄是一个人周围，并与他一起生活。

年轻的中国女孩，总能找到一个富裕的“老字号”的人，不介意，甚至是他的第n个情妇/妻子。

9。

日本母亲教自己的女儿照顾她们的丈夫，努力孝顺她的父母在法律。

中国母亲教自己的女儿，他们必须保持严格控制所有的人的资产。

10。

日本女性可以容忍男人不差钱[男子]，但绝对不能忍受怯懦和软弱的男人。

中国妇女可以忍受怯懦和软弱的男人，但绝对不能忍受男人没有钱。

11。

日本妇女看到男子气概的男人最有魅力的男人。

中国女性看到男性沙文主义者的男子气概的男人。

12。

大多数日本女性对男性的不忠非常宽松。

大多数中国妇女对自己的不忠非常宽松。

13。

日本妇女几乎从来没有说对日本男人在公共场合或在媒体坏事。

中国妇女总是大声诅咒和模拟各种媒体上的中国男人。

14。

日本女性对自己的新婚之夜的第一句话是：“如果我不看/服务后，您今晚，请原谅。”

中国妇女在他们的新婚之夜的第一句话是：“快点，看到了多少钱今天收到。”

[sun814]

Originally Posted by HorBo

Japanese women vs. Chinese women

1.

Japanese women often teach their children to bravely fight the forces of evil, and even if they lose, it is still infinitely glorious, the highest honor.

Chinese women often teach their children that when they encounter the forces of evil they must be good at hiding/running away/avoiding. They say that God will punish them [the forces of evil].

2.

Japanese women believe Japan is the world’s greatest country.

Chinese women usually believe that the moon may be rounder abroad ["the grass is greener"].

3.

Japanese women usually believe marrying foreigners is a kind of disgrace.

Chinese women usually feel that marrying foreigners is a kind of infinite glory.

4.

Japanese women are normally lady-like, but dirty in bed.

Many Chinese women are lady-like in bed, but dirty out of bed.

5.

Most Japanese women abide by the rules of a woman, supporting her husband, raising her children, dutifully.

China is the world’s number one country for one-night stands and extramarital affairs.

6.

Japanese women are almost all very filial, seeing their mother-in-law as their own mother.

Most Chinese women are all too eager for their mother-in-law to quickly die.

7.

Japanese wives treat their husbands with encouragement and concern. Returning home late at night exhausted at the end of a day, the wife will say “you’ve had a tough day.”

Chinese wives treat their husbands with complaints and scolding. Returning home late at night exhausted at the end of a day, the wife will roar “where the hell did you go this time?”

8.

Most young Japanese girls will find a man who is around their age to marry, and make a life with him together.

Young Chinese girls always find a wealthy “old” man, and don’t mind even being his Nth mistress/wife.

9.

Japanese mothers teach their daughters to look after their husbands, and diligently be filial to her parents-in-law.

Chinese mothers teach their daughters that they must keep firm control of all the man’s assets.

10.

Japanese women can tolerate men without money [poor men], but definitely cannot tolerate cowardly and weak men.

Chinese women can tolerate cowardly and weak men, but definitely cannot tolerate men without money.

11.

Japanese women see manly men as the most charming men.

Chinese women see manly men as male chauvinists.

12.

Most Japanese women are very lenient towards men’s infidelity.

Most Chinese women are very lenient towards their own infidelity.

13.

Japanese women almost never say bad things about Japanese men in public or in the media.

Chinese women always loudly curse and mock Chinese men on various media.

14.

The first words of Japanese women on their wedding night is: “If I do not look after/service you well tonight, please be forgiving.”

The first words of Chinese women on their wedding night is: “Hurry and see how much money was received today.”

TS u are a racist or what? or u are a japenese? don't forget that more than 70% of singaporeans are of chinese descendents!!!

[alan0338]

tis is meant for the jokes thread rite

[mclovin_boy]

But somehow certain points are quite true. Haha.

[sun814]

it is not funny anymore if u think of the fact that ur loved ones are also chinese.

[sun814]

Originally Posted by mclovin_boy

But somehow certain points are quite true. Haha.

and i don't think a lot of them are true.

[F-boy]

Haha very funny, got other versions? Like compare angmo or other races with Chinese?

[RealEstateGuy]

Braddah, this is your own work? Braddah, if so I rarely give out accolades but am awarding you with one.

[HorBo]

wao lau eh.. so serious for wat.. this is just some individual views of women from these 2 countries, u can take it or leave it, life still goes on.. cheers!!