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14-10-2015, 05:01 PM
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What do you learn from watching porn?
Yes, I learn a lot from porn that is applicable to real life:
1) That if I use my lady's g-string to floss her labia, its consider foreplay .. and she will be literally begging me to screw her and make her 'itai' afterward. 2) That if I marry an a-no-nei (Jap lady), I better work from home. Least I be cuckold by my own dad!
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“I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you’re good with grammar and spelling, you’ll get it.” 
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14-10-2015, 05:09 PM
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Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
I learn that mother's and mum-in-laws can be so considerate and caring ... they ensure that their daughters and in-laws would have a certain degree of sexual competency ... if not being a complete slut!
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“I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you’re good with grammar and spelling, you’ll get it.”
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14-10-2015, 05:11 PM
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Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
okay I think I shall number my lessons.
Here goes: #4: In Singapore, our taxi have cameras facing the front, in porn the cameras face the passenger and can be detached for home made porn.
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“I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you’re good with grammar and spelling, you’ll get it.”
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14-10-2015, 05:18 PM
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Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
#5 That a guy's ball juice is a multi purpose liquid:
Protein shake, lubricant and SK2 (facial) ... and taste magnificent!
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“I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you’re good with grammar and spelling, you’ll get it.”
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14-10-2015, 05:20 PM
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Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
#6 that if you work as a delivery boy, you will stumble into a lesbian session mid-way and get invited to make it a threesome instead ....
fuck! this makes me want to give my CB boss the finger ... and become delivery man instead
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“I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you’re good with grammar and spelling, you’ll get it.”
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14-10-2015, 05:21 PM
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Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
#7 Babysitters and teachers are the most promiscuous professions ever ...
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“I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you’re good with grammar and spelling, you’ll get it.”
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14-10-2015, 05:22 PM
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Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
#8 that sex education in Japan also has practical lessons and not only theory
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“I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you’re good with grammar and spelling, you’ll get it.”
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14-10-2015, 05:28 PM
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Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
#9 that slippers (nor barefoot) are not worn at the bedroom. Instead its stilettos .... and that licking stilettos taste better than ice cream potong!
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“I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you’re good with grammar and spelling, you’ll get it.”
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14-10-2015, 05:42 PM
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Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
What do you learn from watching porn?
That I have a small one LOL Joseph T.
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14-10-2015, 05:54 PM
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Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
I learn that women do porn too.
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14-10-2015, 06:18 PM
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Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
Quote:
Bladdy wife with suan me that she can use mine as toothpick!
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“I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you’re good with grammar and spelling, you’ll get it.”
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14-10-2015, 06:20 PM
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Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
#10 Does not matter how old you are, or that the number of candles in your birthday cake sets off the sprinkler .. as long as you are in pig tails, you are considered a "teen"!
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“I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you’re good with grammar and spelling, you’ll get it.”
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14-10-2015, 06:21 PM
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Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
#11 that China mei mei now mostly shave off their arm pit hair!!!!
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“I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you’re good with grammar and spelling, you’ll get it.”
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14-10-2015, 08:06 PM
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Re: What do you learn from watching porn?
I learnt in porn that it is all fake and real experience is by doing the deed.
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