The Monger Joker..collection of Mongering Jokes..

[Soi6]

Sometimes WLs get fed up with questions by potential customers..

this is an example...

Man : How many babies you have ?

WL : Why you want to know ? You want take care my babies lor ?

1-0 WL.

[Soi6]

Newbie Mistake along Walking Street Pattaya..

Newbie sees a Poster girl advertising...FREE BLOW JOB !
'Wow'...free BJ..lets go..lets go !!.

I stopped him in his tracks...saying ....that Blow Job is a drink !

For the uninitiated..A Blow Job shot drink is normally Irish Cream mixed w liquer..many times just some milk instead..and the proper way to drink it is not to use hands..but to grab the shot glass with your mouth and drink the contents..and put back the shot glass on the table wothout spilling a drop.

[sa101666]

Bump for effort. No power to up you but it's funny. Keep it up.

[Soi6]

Buy Lady Drink trick..Thai lady talk fast trick.

Man goes in a bar..

WL : Hello..me Aoy...what you name ?
Man : I am Andy.
WL : Andy..whatyoubuymedrink ?
Man : Heineken.
WL : Giggles and say....Thank you kaaaaa.....

Now you know why you get padded bins?

[Treemon99]

Originally Posted by Soi6

Funny Sounding Thai Words..Lets Learn Thai the Falang way !

1.Bangkok - Bang & Cock..umm..
2. Porn - Thai lady name..umm umm..
3. MEN- Thai word for smelly
4. Car Bomb - or Kap Phom..means affirmative.
5. FAN - BF or Gf
6. Tam Eye - literally means why..
7. DAM- Black
8. Bomb Rack Coon - I love you..
9. My Lucy - I dont know
10. Marching Fan - Toothpick

Get it ? Lesson 2 next time..:confused

Disclaimer..some of the terms taken from Mike Baird's funny cartoons..

This is damn funny bro ! Thumbs up, reminds me of an ocassion many years ago when I couldnt stop laughing at my ang moh boss thai conversation with an AGG girl

[Soi6]

Originally Posted by Treemon99

This is damn funny bro ! Thumbs up, reminds me of an ocassion many years ago when I couldnt stop laughing at my ang moh boss thai conversation with an AGG girl

Great..here is Lesson 2..

11. Pie - Go
12. Now- Cold
13. Torque - Table
14. Rot - Vehicle
15. Deck - girl or boy
16. Lung - Uncle
17. Turk - Building
18. Pit - Close
19. Park - Mouth

[gsk721g]

A lad came across a genie and demanded 3 wishes.
Genie warned lad that he may wished for more than he bargained for.
Lad refused to listen....so for the 1st wish lad say "wa si mi lan jiao pon ai"
So the penises of all living creatures got attached on his body.
In frustration, lad scream "wa si mi lan jiao pon mai".
So now all the penises attached to him, including his own, disappeared.
Feeling meek and helpless, lad quietly whispered his 3rd wish "i want my original lan jiao back"....

[Soi6]

Originally Posted by gsk721g

A lad came across a genie and demanded 3 wishes.
Genie warned lad that he may wished for more than he bargained for.
Lad refused to listen....so for the 1st wish lad say "wa si mi lan jiao pon ai"
So the penises of all living creatures got attached on his body.
In frustration, lad scream "wa si mi lan jiao pon mai".
So now all the penises attached to him, including his own, disappeared.
Feeling meek and helpless, lad quietly whispered his 3rd wish "i want my original lan jiao back"....

Good good..I have a few one liners...

Why did Mexicans invent tequila ?
So ugly people have a chance to have sex. .

what does Life and Beer have in common ?
Both need to chill for best results..

[newyorker88]

My friend brought his father in law and friends for some KTV session, since he is a regular cheongster at that KTV, the manager thought he wanted gals as well, as he use to get gals from the KTV. However, since this time he is with his in laws, he just want to have some normal singing.

The manager got his regular gal to come, and the gal first thing she did was to go up to him and kiss him, started off their usual play... All in front of his father in law... His face really red from embarrassment.

[Soi6]

Originally Posted by newyorker88

My friend brought his father in law and friends for some KTV session, since he is a regular cheongster at that KTV, the manager thought he wanted gals as well, as he use to get gals from the KTV. However, since this time he is with his in laws, he just want to have some normal singing.

The manager got his regular gal to come, and the gal first thing she did was to go up to him and kiss him, started off their usual play... All in front of his father in law... His face really red from embarrassment.

Yes sir..being caught red handed can be serious !

Reminds me of a joke that goes like this..

Its Jimmie's wedding anniversary so his wife wanted to surprise him so she brought him to a Karaoke club.
At the door :-
Security Guy : Hi Jimmie..hows it been ?
Wife asking Jimmie : Hey..how he know you ?
Jimmie : Ohh...we same bowling team...

At the Karaoke room : -
Waiter : Hi there Jim..Heineken for you ?
Wife asking Jimmie : Uhh..how he know you?
Jimmie : Erhh..he my friend's brother...

Mamasan walks in :-
Mamasan : How r you Jimmie..same Lady ?

At this point the wife dragged Jiimmie out of the Karaoke bar and into a taxi..
Taxi driver : Hey Jimmie..you picked an ugly one this time..same Hotel ?

Today is also Jimmie's death anniversary.