AV COME IN, Hear me say

[Funky-Kuku]

Dear AV,

It's an open secret that you troll this forum for leads on where to raid. Why not work with us and listen to our suggestions here? I know you can't respond in this forum but surely you can consider.

A lot of us here just want a release. We want to do it in peace and quiet. If what we seek in available, most of us won't be meeting strange women in hotel rooms. I know you've made it compulsory to have 2 ICs in transit hotels. Do you think that killed the FL trade? Really? You've merely forced it underground, where it's harder for you to monitor. Have you seen a drop in the number of FL threads in this forum as a result?

Years ago, where PRC ladies swamp our streets in Geylang, someone here suggested a legal PRC house. We just want PRC ladies. You've responded by bringing them in. You can contain their operating area and control the risk these ladies bring to us (health monitoring). We guys thank you as we won't be having sex with a fear of raids hanging over us, the girls are here longer term so FRs can be written, lesser STD risk for us as we know you monitor and more importantly, the price is standardised. You will also find it easier to monitor them right? Can we work on more such win-win solutions?

I like to go for massage that ends with a HJ. I think it's a lower risk than sex. Now, there's always a fear for being raided in between the session. How to relax during a massage with this over-hanging fear? Some ladies know that we are there for a HJ in the end, so they short-changed us by giving us piano massage. The pricing is also all over the place. In some places, the pricing is dependent on how business is the previous week. If business is good, they think they should anyhow add $10-20 for 45 mins of non-existent massage. I also worry that these ladies may have STD, though HJ is quite low risk in nature.

AV, will you consider allowing massage parlour that ends with a HJ or BJ to legally operate in Geylang? I suppose it's a lesser health risk than sex. So if we can have legal sex (FJ, BJ, HJ), why can't I have a legal HJ or BJ in a designated massage parlour? We guys will love it when we know it's a safe place that doesn't get raided. Check all you want, the difference is the customer don't need to call our wife to bail us out! Pricing will be standardised. Massage quality can be controlled. Give it some ISO (I Ass Hole) number if you like. You can ask them to go for regular STD checks too.

To make it more obvious, give these places dubious names so that 'innocent' people don't come into a massage place in Geylang. I suggest names like Kukujiao, Beat Aeroplane, Beat cannon, Water your gun.

Anyone any other ideas? I really hope AV can consider. By the way, if your boss is a lady, she only know how to catch. She got ideas how to contain vice or not? A guy will know that if he can find a controlled place for other guys to enjoy, that's better than raiding like mad. Don't just work hard, learn to work smart.

[waiwaiz]

Choi nei dou soh...

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I like BBBBBBBBJ, can also consider my needs too?

[Yama-Shikata]

Originally Posted by Funky-Kuku

AV, will you consider allowing massage parlour that ends with a HJ or BJ to legally operate in Geylang?

I think a lot of red tapes to cut through ...

[Johnston]

Originally Posted by Funky-Kuku

AV, will you consider allowing massage parlour that ends with a HJ or BJ to legally operate in Geylang?

I suppose it's a lesser health risk than sex.


So if we can have legal sex (FJ, BJ, HJ), why can't I have a legal HJ or BJ in a designated massage parlour? .

1) iN sg, FULL sexs is ok but not half sex as illustrated by our infamous oral sex law

2) but its against SG societal law (see point 1)

3) See point 1 again.

Welcome to singapore, where we legalize paid sex but do not legalize porngraphy or widely advertise marital aids, and under no circumstances whatsover will we actively show the darker side of sex

[GeMiNiZzzzZzz]

What an interesting thread.

My view is....dream on

The law is everything in Sillypore..so conclusion is...just don't get caught..anything also can do

[hoA123]

isn't it much easier to ask legal house OKT to consider bringing one dragon service?
1hr @ 150sgd type with massage. (which is what you pay when you add up entrance, massage + happy ending)

think 2036, but with PRC gals.

[owl888]

Why do u need HJ when u do FJ

[yoki]

i think is too much red tape.........
i wonder why AV 'so' on? what motivates them?
hope some one can do the review on their package
to cut down their 'onness'

[ajlover]

is AV also on quota and commission basis???

[Funky-Kuku]

Originally Posted by owl888

Why do u need HJ when u do FJ

Different stroke for different folks bro. A lot of us here enjoy a hard massage that ends with HJ. Just think of legends like Xiao Yi, Michelle, Suki. The price we pay (inclusive of room charges and tips) can amount to $110-$150 for 2 hours. Yet, there's no shortage of people seeking their services. You might say we can get 2 X Cat 50 instead of 1 HJ. Different strokes for different folks. Massage already whole body very relaxed. FJ might just tense up the muscles again.

Years ago, there was a call for PRC ladies to be legalised. A lot of bros say that it will NEVER happen too. Reasons given include China is too proud to allow us to legally import her ladies as WLs. Well, it happened and we have since moved on. Instead of just reacting passively to AV raids, why not we be proactive and tell them what we want? We aren't doubting that AV will always be looking over us but perhaps they can do it differently. Even PAP can change lor.

By raiding the joints, AV is just forcing us to look for fun underground. You think we horny guys will stop looking for fun just cos AV raids? Unlikely. What AV is doing is to feed us to the underground pimps by depriving us of choices. Why not set up legal joints? These legal joints will starve the underground joints of business. Better for AV too for they can control better.

Let me give u an example. We used to be able to bet football through illegal bookies only. Then Singapore Pools allow us to bet legally. By setting up Singapore Pools, didn't the Singapore Government take away some of the business that might go to the illegal bookies? A lot of us just want to gamble. If can do it legally, all the more better. A lot of us just want to relax and HJ/BJ. If can do it legally, all the more better too.

[Meteor77]

NTUC can be considering this business proposal LOL - They have clinics to do screening. After patronizing 10 times you get a $5 voucher to buy groceries. LOL Fantastic plans

[forumer]

probably link points can redeem as well..

[Funky-Kuku]

Do you have PASSION card?

For those who don't know, Passion card is the card for People's Association (PA).