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05-10-2011, 01:16 PM
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Blackberry Messenger got me laid!
For anyone that has a blackberry (bb) either work or personal phone, the best app is the blackberry messenger (bbm)
i got lucky once so far all you need to do is exchange the phone device pin annonymouslly with other users and you can start chatting worldwide i accepted a request once and found out its a lady, we started just chat on bbm usual stuff then one day......... friend: u want 2 meet? me: i dun tink good idea leh. i'm not like brad pitt friend: come on. we could have fun since we so many common interest me: yah, last time i check mine was sex friend: women enjoy sex too me: is this a trick? r u some undercover police or something?! friend: hey...women also enjoy sex too ok...idiot. Aniway u don't want meet ok lor me: ok. where should we meet? too late  she didn't reply there and then.....next chapter coming soon
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05-10-2011, 01:30 PM
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Re: Blackberry Messenger got me laid!
the next day
me: oi y so quiet? friend: u lah play hard 2 get me: aiyah i treat u like sister mah friend: men always tell that to ugly girls nia i decided not to reply 2 hours later friend: wei..r u there? me: yo..here lah sis. simi taichi? friend: u wanna watch show together? me: depends. i like shows like Star Whores, Womb Raider or Jurrasic F*ck friend: huh? got such show meh... friend: orr. that type of show ah...now i geddit. watch this type of show not allowed leh here me: so? watch cannot..can do lah! friend: u can or not..ask u meet me also scaredy cat liao again i decide not to reply...another chapter awaits
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05-10-2011, 02:19 PM
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Re: Blackberry Messenger got me laid!
was then busy for a period but work stress almost forgotten when our next conversation came up
friend: "sends photo" smiling girl beaming. young and sassy me: woah~! who is this babe? friend: that's me. now send me yours me: that's not part of the deal! friend: but you've seen me! me: hmm... i don't know if that's u man honestly friend: how about i show u something else? me: i'm waiting.... friend: "sends photo" it was a photo of a breast (couldn't tell left or right) and moderate nipples me: how do i know that is yours!? friend: well...meet me to find out me: ok. u win. when? this time she didn't reply...drats!!! I hate suspense!!!!!
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#5
05-10-2011, 03:57 PM
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Re: Blackberry Messenger got me laid!
Braddah this is for real? You writing fiction or non fiction. Why not MSN or Yahoo!
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#6
05-10-2011, 05:11 PM
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Re: Blackberry Messenger got me laid!
i bet 101% its an ah quah!
 kanna this b4.
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#7
05-10-2011, 05:47 PM
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Re: Blackberry Messenger got me laid!
Ts , ps carry on. Can show us photo
 
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#8
05-10-2011, 07:45 PM
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Re: Blackberry Messenger got me laid!
Quote:
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#9
05-10-2011, 09:49 PM
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Re: Blackberry Messenger got me laid!
This is usually ah quah technique ah. They even try this on alamak chat. hahahha....must take care bro.
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#10
05-10-2011, 09:59 PM
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Re: Blackberry Messenger got me laid!
lately have been thinking of getting an iPhone4S or waiting for iPhone 5, now I think I should go for a Blackberry!
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#12
05-10-2011, 10:38 PM
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Re: Blackberry Messenger got me laid!
Maybe his a guy, just playing prank on you. Some people have nothing to do so act as a gal to disturb others.
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#13
05-10-2011, 11:33 PM
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Re: Blackberry Messenger got me laid!
Yup agreed.
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#14
06-10-2011, 12:22 AM
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Haha.. Funny
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The best part of 'believe' is the 'lie'. http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=252217
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#15
06-10-2011, 12:26 AM
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Re: Blackberry Messenger got me laid!
Yah. Maybe some faggot.
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