Issan + Laos + Cambodia FR

Matthias · #1 08-09-2005, 09:12 PM

Udon Thani - ST (40mins on premises) - 500Baht = 20 SGD
- LT (2 hrs send to hotel) - 1000Baht = 40 SGD

Prices hover around this range - for NE Thailand. Your bargaining power and Thai skills decides the price. Note; get school girls, their english is not bad. Some Chinese-speaking people stay here.

I know you will say WTF? Why so cheap? Beats me too...I was shagging a University schoolgirl last night - She is only 20 yrs old.. Feels SOOOO good and value for money! 500Baht - Tuk Tuk commission included.

Apparentlly there are 3 Thai style lady houses there. At least from what I have seen. After having been to the North, (Chiang Mai, Chiang Rai, Mae Sai), South, (Hatyai, Phuket) Central, (Bangkok, Nonthanburi, Atthuthaya), Northeast (Ubon Ratchadari, Including Chaiyaporn, Nong Khai, Udon Thani, Sakorn Naporn, Loei) I declare Issan girls the prettiest.

I know it sounds shocking but NO - Issan girls are not "Tanned" They are actually FAIR. I myself am shocked too. No Idea why....and the school girls are woo hoo! Shiok and looks really good. Hotels here are so cheap....gosh, your dollar stretches like mad here....

Will update in Laos tomorrow.

Matthias · #2 08-09-2005, 09:19 PM

Major Issan Cities

Udon Thani

Recommended Hotel: City Lodge 500Baht/Night - English Spoken

Nong Khai

Recommended Hotel: Huai Lai Hotel 350Baht/Night - English Spoken

Both hotels close to night areas(markets, sex..beers...internet access too) Around 2 stars standard. Really good value for money.

PM me if info needed.

Matthias · #3 11-09-2005, 03:55 PM

Updates on Vietiane, Laos

FLs

At road intersection of Wat Sene (Biggest temple in Vietiane) I think. Next to Sangha college, there are freelancers standing around 7pm - 10pm at night. Price unknown. Age 20+

Inpeng Road also have. Just have to go walk around - the city is small.

Discos + nightclubs

Luang Prabang Road

A stretch of pubs, discos, + ktvs.
Just pop in and see for yourself

Massage + tau pao 2 hrs

Around 40USD I was told for young high quality girls. Ask any tuk tuk. Their commission isn't much anyway..these are the typical geylang style houses...I dont know where also, only gleaned info from tuk tuk guys

Matthias · #4 11-09-2005, 04:00 PM

Want to share something with bros here.

Yesterday I was at a restuarant eating lunch. The waiteresses there all very chio, around 7-10 of them all aged 18-25. There is one particular one that caught my eye as she kept smiling at me lar. She kept walking past my table and smile at me so I thought maybe can fulfill my waitress fantasy! Haha....so I ask her some questions in Lao lar....I got a phrasebook lar...

Then I tried to chio her out and she said ok and told me to wait for her tonight at 10pm outside the restuarant. She so sweet after I paid up for lunch, around 10USD - considered fuxxing expensive for a 3rd world country, she even offered me fruits and kept filling my cup with tea - she purposely want to come my table lar! Haha! Note* I didn't see other customer treated the same way I was treated! Haha!

Matthias · #5 11-09-2005, 04:08 PM

So at 10pm I went to look for her lar. She chio 2 other frends with her...also not bad looking...but I was sianing another girl standing outside the restaurant, This one is chio. She abit drunk when I talk to her she kep "huh" huh....quite cute lar...I got her number too...but got no time to meet her sia....she is colleague of the girl I am meeting.

So, I got chauffered on her motor lar....and we went to the disco together....really happening sia...imagine around 200 motorcycles parked there! the place was bursting with lots of chio bu...but i dont think this area is like FL pick up joint....doesn't work this way in laos! so i am a happy man....3 cute girls and me....we dance and drink lotsa lao beer until i mah bok.....i also kiss and hug my girl....she really cute.....more cute when i am drunk! haha! so not bad lar....beer + entrance fee + i help them pay fuel....LOL....dmg abt 13usd for a fun night out! Met her in the afternoon, went out at night...not bad what....but she working the next day..so left abt 1am.

I am meeting her tonight at 8pm though! Will update bros on my little adventure! Cheers!

popiah · #6 11-09-2005, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matthias

Udon Thani - ST (40mins on premises) - 500Baht = 20 SGD
- LT (2 hrs send to hotel) - 1000Baht = 40 SGD

Will update in Laos tomorrow.

hi br matt,

wow....long time never see you....now your bank shifted to "3rd world country" is it ?

so adventurous.....bring me along next time you go there ...

signoff
king of popiah

forumer · #7 12-09-2005, 05:18 AM

very useful information... keep it up

Matthias · #8 13-09-2005, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by popiah

hi br matt,

wow....long time never see you....now your bank shifted to "3rd world country" is it ?

so adventurous.....bring me along next time you go there ...

signoff
king of popiah

if you can survive lar...I am not here for whoring...I only check out lar...mostly I sian those girls here and I get it free lar...check FR below!

Matthias · #9 13-09-2005, 09:13 PM

LAOS PDR - Vietiane

Mekong River hotel (KTV) - EXPENSIVE

This is apparently the best KTV in Vietiane but the songs sucks like hell from the early 1990s....unless you can sing Thai songs lar...

tau Pao LT - 50USD Range
ST - Unknown

Mamasan speaks mandarin - she is the only one that can....

Girl accompany you singing - USD1.60 (The girls here are not bad...some I would say good. Note - my standard quite high)

I was there with 3 of my female friends....those I met in Laos lar..all young girls 22-25.

Min room dmg - 25USD Big room + 15beers

My previous gf in the disco...I dont like her liao...I like her friend...So I tell her friend how much I like her and all those nonsense lar....and guess what she agreed to go out with me the next day! Actually I am supposed to leave for another province already but I thought maybe stay another day or 2 lol...So the next day we went bowling and then I ask her come my hotel to sleep, she start work at 4pm mah....goes school in the morning.

Then in the afternoon,we french and strip until half naked lar...(NOTE: She is not a whore! A student!) She say enough....her neh neh at least Big B cup.

Then at night, we go for al freco dining by the river....and then take a walk around and at night...guess what? I fucked her lah! Haha...shiok man! Free fuck with chio student...I got photos...I still got charisma sia...

My secret: Just bought her flowers and a necklance...less than 50sgd lar...but I took 3 meetings, 2 days....I met her outside the workplace...I may seem incoherent in my story here...but it all true..lar...also that night, after KTV, heavy rain..she send me back to hotel and we french in the rain! so romantic sia! My first time french in rain and she was the one who initiated it!

I am meeting her later tonight after her work then tomorrow I really have to go...got flight lar...KNN

Matthias · #10 13-09-2005, 09:16 PM

KATOEY in LAOS, Vietiane

Intersection of Inpeng Rd..near sabaidee restaurant. Got FL katoey.....saw some ang mohs haggling price with them.....and then going off with them...note:L most hotels here are NOT girl friendly. Unless BIG hotel: Novotel, Lao Plaza... But ex lor....min 50usd...

Go ST better...see my thread above for ST areas.

mrkent · #11 14-09-2005, 04:12 AM

LOL man.. taking advantage of third world mei meis?
u from america?
funny thread.

chanthira · #12 14-09-2005, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matthias

Udon Thani - ST (40mins on premises) - 500Baht = 20 SGD
- LT (2 hrs send to hotel) - 1000Baht = 40 SGD

Prices hover around this range - for NE Thailand. Your bargaining power and Thai skills decides the price. Note; get school girls, their english is not bad. Some Chinese-speaking people stay here.

Apparentlly there are 3 Thai style lady houses there. At least from what I have seen. After having been to the North, (Chiang Mai, Chiang Rai, Mae Sai), South, (Hatyai, Phuket) Central, (Bangkok, Nonthanburi, Atthuthaya), Northeast (Ubon Ratchadari, Including Chaiyaporn, Nong Khai, Udon Thani, Sakorn Naporn, Loei) I declare Issan girls the prettiest.

I know it sounds shocking but NO - Issan girls are not "Tanned" They are actually FAIR.
Will update in Laos tomorrow.

Well done Yen tao Kia

A lot of issan girl or Lao girl are quite fair if they are not working under the sun

cheers

eddy · #13 15-09-2005, 09:57 AM

great job Mathias!!!! upzz ur points!!!!

kururunfa · #14 15-09-2005, 02:04 PM

great stuff!

just got back from lao myself. your report would've been a great help, as i didn't find too much going on while at vientiane. now i think i might want to give lao another try...

Matthias · #15 19-09-2005, 07:56 PM

Yo bros...tks.

Sry out of action last few days lar....was exploring other areas of laos and apparently no internet there lar....haha..

Xieng Khuang, Laos

Phonsavan NightClub
Action starts around 9pm. Only LT available...not confirmed. Price around 30USD. Girls like shit. Go and sian the meis meis at the market lar...or camp outside the business college at night (which doubles as a primar school in the day). I recommend go sian yourself - Laos is not a Commercial sex country - Laws prohibit whoring and there is a finw involved if you are caught in the act that is...choose big hotels if you must whore in vietiane (only).

Other provinces - I recommend Sian...them

Knn....Phonsavan really cold...at night temperatures drop to around 19-22 degrees!